Late Breaking News!

It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured
this morning at 4 :22 AM Pacific Standard Time by US
Special Forces.

The prime suspect of the recent terrorist attack on the
World Trade Center in New York City, bin Laden was
captured at gunpoint as he fled an underground passage
in a remote mountainside of southern Afghanistan.

Northern Alliance troops, who witnessed the events
unfold, explained that moments earlier United States
war planes had sprayed liquid Viagra across the
southern Afghanistan countryside, and the little prick
just popped up!

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