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Now that our B-52's are reorganizing Afghanistan's
landscape, U.S. intellegence has discovered that the
Taliban has renamed some of their towns to confuse us.These new names include:
1) Wherz-myroof
2) Mykamel-izded
3) Oshit-Disizabad
4) Waddi-El-Izgowinon
5) Pleez-Ztopdishit
6) Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi
7) Ikantstan-Disnomore
8) Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
9) Myturbin-Izburnin
10)Imma-Dedshmuck
(old joke 'bin modified)
Osama bin Laden found a bottle on the beach and picked it up.
A female genie rose from the bottle, and with a smile said, "Oh, Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"Do you know who I am?" bin Laden said menacingly, I don't brneed anythingfrom a woman, except obidience. Now, get out of my sight."The genie pleaded, "But master, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever."
Osama thought for a moment. Then, he said, "I want to wake up in the morning with three American women in my bed." Giving the Genie and evil glare, he hissed "Now get out of my sight!"
The genie said , "So be it!" and disappeared back into the bottle.
The next morning, bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone, his leg was broken, and he had no health insurance.
