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Some Late Night Humor
---Did you see President Bush throw out the first pitch of game two of the World Series? The White House said it was a strike. The Taliban said it missed and killed several innocent people." -David Letterman
---"There are now rumors that the Taliban has been poisoning the food we have been dropping. We should make a deal with the people of Afghanistan. We'll taste your food, you check our mail." -Jay Leno
---"President Bush has announced twice last week he does not have anthrax. Remember the good old days when the only thing we worried about the president catching was herpes." -Jay Leno
---Today, down in Washington, the FBI stopped a heavyset, unemployed bearded guy. Turned out to be Al Gore." -David Letterman
---"Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said this week there's a good chance we'll never get bin Laden. bin Laden! We couldn't even get O.J.!" -Jay Leno
---"Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern." -David Letterman
---"Big sports news today. New world record in the 100-yard dash. It was set by 435 congressmen running from the Capitol." -Jay Leno
---"The big question now is who will take power in Afghanistan once the Taliban is defeated. I was thinking, how about Al Gore? He's not doing anything, he needs a job, and he's already got the beard." -Jay Leno.
---"Know what the Taliban leaders like to do for fun? Just sit around and get bombed." -Jay Leno
---"Somebody said, 'What good will it do to kill Osama bin Laden?' I said, 'I don't know, let's find out.' -Don Imus
---"You read about all these terrorists, most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and these people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration." -Jay Leno
---We are getting more and more insight into the life of Osama bin Laden. Today the Saudi Arabian ambassador to the United States said that bin Laden had an unhappy childhood growing up, 52 brothers and sisters. You think his childhood was unhappy, wait 'til we deliver his mid-life crisis." -Jay Leno
---"People want to say there isn't racial profiling at the airport, but let's be honest. If you first name is Mohammed, and your last name isn'tAli, leave a little extra time." -Jay Leno
