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A little (very little) Taliban humor . . .
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: DuckQ: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both look out their windows and see Rubble.Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.Q: What do Osama bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: Because the camels can't handle it
The president of The United States has asked that we unite for a common cause. Since the hard-line Muslim terrorists are opposed to the consumption of alcohol, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tomorrow at 12:00 noon (local time) all women should run out of their houses and places of work nude, and all men should follow them with beer in hand. This should help us to weed out the terrorists in our midst. The United States appreciates your efforts.
From: The White House
To: Albert Gore
Dear Al:
We found some more votes. You won. When do you want to take over?
George W. Bush
Why are Arab Terrorists so eager to commit suicide?
Let's see now:
No pre-marital sex.
No oral sex ever.
No booze.
No Titty bars.
No playboy channel.
No organized sports of any kind to speak of.
Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak!"
Fucking sand everywhere.
Ever fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and hats.
Eating with your right hand only cause you wipe your ass with your left.
Constant wailing from the asshole next door, no wait, is that music? Can't tell.
Bar-B-Q cooked over camel dung.
Prayer four times a day.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veil's.
Oh, and by the way when you die it all gets better!
After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, which killed six and injured 1,000; President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 and injured 200 U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and injured 5,000; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S. sailors; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
Maybe if Clinton had kept his promise, an estimated 5,000 people in New York and Washington, D.C. that are now dead would be Alive today.
