From a speech made by Capt. John S. McCain, US, (Ret) who represents
Arizona in the U.S. Senate:
As you may know, I spent five and one half years as a prisoner of war
during the Vietnam War. In the early years of our imprisonment,
the NVA kept us in solitary confinement or two or three to a cell.
In 1971 the NVA moved us from these conditions of isolation into
large rooms with as many as 30 to 40 men to a room.
This was, as you can imagine, a wonderful change and was a direct
result of the efforts of millions of Americans on behalf of a few
hundred POWs 10,000 miles from home.
One of the men who moved into my room was a young man named Mike
Christian. Mike came from a small town near Selma, Alabama.
He didn't wear a pair of shoes until he was 13 years old. At 17, he enlisted in the US Navy.
He later earned a commission by going to Officer Training School.
Then he became a Naval Flight Officer and was shot down and captured in 1967.
Mike had a keen and deep appreciation of the opportunities this
country-and our military-provide for people who want to work and want to succeed.
As part of the change in treatment, the Vietnamese allowed
some prisoners to receive packages from home.
In some of these packages were handkerchiefs,
scarves and other items of clothing. Mike got himself a bamboo needle.
Over a period of a couple of months, he created an American flag
and sewed on the inside of his shirt.
Every afternoon, before we had a bowl of soup, we would hang Mike's
shirt on the wall of the cell and say the Pledge of Allegiance.
I know the Pledge of Allegiance may not seem the most important part
of our day now,
but I can assure you that in that stark cell it was indeed the most important
and meaningful event.
One day the Vietnamese searched our cell, as they did periodically,
and discovered Mike's shirt with the flag sewn inside, and removed it.
That evening they returned, opened the door of the cell,
and for the benefit of all us,
beat Mike Christian severely for the next couple of hours.
Then, they opened the door of the cell and threw him in.
We cleaned him up as well as we could.
The cell in which we lived had a concrete slab in the middle on which we slept.
Four naked light bulbs hung in each corner of the room. As I said,
we tried to clean up Mike as well as we could. After the excitement
died down,
I looked in the corner of the room, and sitting there beneath
that dim light bulb with a piece of red cloth, another shirt and his bamboo needle,
was my friend, Mike Christian. He was sitting there with his eyes
almost shut from the beating he had received,
making another American flag.
He was not making the flag because it made Mike Christian feel better.
He was making that flag because he knew how important it was to us
to be able to Pledge our allegiance to our flag and country.
So the next time you say the Pledge of Allegiance, you must never
forget the sacrifice and courage that thousands of Americans have made
to build our nation and promote freedom around the world.
You must remember our duty, our honor, and our country.
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and
to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
(the beginning of this came out before, the teams seem to have been added
later)
September 11, 2001
Dear Taliban, Mr. Bin Laden, Mr. Arafat, and Mr. Hussein, et al:
We are pleased to announce that we unequivocally accept your challenge to an
old-fashioned game of whoop-ass. Now that we understand the rule that there are
no rules, we look forward to playing without them for the first time.
Since this game is a winner-take-all, we unfortunately are unable to invite
you to join us at the victory celebration. But rest assured that we will toast
you -- LITERALLY. While we will admit that you are off to an impressive lead, it
is however now our turn at the plate.
By the way, we will be playing on your diamond now... Batter up!
Our team line up is as follows:
Manager ~ George W. Bush
Ass't Manager ~ Dick Cheney
Head Coach ~ Colin Powell
Assistant Coach ~ Donald Rumsfeld
Starting Pitcher ~ Norman Schwartzkoff
1st Base ~ U. S. Marine Corps
2nd Base ~ U. S. Navy
3rd Base ~ U.S. Air Force
Shortstop and clean up hitter ~ U. S. Army
Outfield ~ Firemen and Policemen
Umpire ~ None Required * remember - the manager told you there'll be no
discussion; no negotiation!
Pinch hitters as needed ~
U.S. Navy SEALS
U.S. Army Green Berets
U.S. Army Rangers
U.S. Air Force PJs
Delta Force
And, since there are no rules, we've decided to add:
4th Base ~ United Kingdom
5th Base ~ Russia
6th Base ~ China
Other Bases (as desired) ~ Pakistan, Japan, Germany, France, Spain,
Italy "Turkistan and lots of other ...stans" and more.
Opening Ceremonies:
Vocal 1: Celine Dion ~ The Star Spangled Banner
Vocal 2: Lee Greenwood ~ God Bless The U.S.A.
Vocal 3: Neil Diamond ~ Comin' To America
Vocal 4: The Mormon Tabernacle Choir ~ Battle Hymn of the Republic
You may choose whoever you want for your team ... it won't
really matter (even if you all shave), our guys are gonna win!!!
Sincerely,
On behalf of the 270,000,000 citizens of the United States of America
P.S. May we recommend at this time that you give your soul to Allah;
'cause your ass is ours! Goodbye!